Oscar Quickie

The 86th Annual Academy Awards are here and if you’re like most people, you’ll watch the red carpet bit, relate yourself to Jennifer Lawerence at one point, skip the boring video editing awards (noen needs editng) and go right to the nitty gritty … best picture. One movie, chosen to join to the awesome movie club, where it gets to hang out with Lawrence of Arabia, The Godfather and that movie where Gwyneth Paltrow dresses up as a dude.

I try to make a point of watching all of the films, but this year is special because I did not do that. Boats and short-haired Sandra Bullock didn’t really appeal to me this year. Anyways, I think I got the gist of it, so in case you missed out … here’s a little Academy Award Best Picture quickie.

Star Wars Olympics

The Sochi 2014 Olympics start tomorrow, and the media is making claims that it’s already in the pooper. How can they fix this crap? It’s easy, just add a Star Wars theme! I do it with everything that sucks … just like this video.

Note – I forgot # 4 and #6 because I make great decisions and started making this thing at 11:30 PM last night. One of them was Lightsaber Hockey… and it’s as dangerously fun as it sounds.