13 Awesome Movie Sequels

Since they announced the birth of Star Wars Episode 7 it has been my goal not to vomit from excitement, and then Anthony Daniels (aka C3P0) tweets this…
C3PO Tweets

Screw you 3PO, and your inflated gold nuggets. I’m trying to keep my expectations low. Now, if you don’t mind me, I am going to remember all the other awesome movie sequels that will always be better than Star Wars Episode 7.

The Godfather 2
Fredo goes fishing!
Fredo goes fishing.

Home Alone 2
Kevin meets a homeless pigeon lady.
Pigeon lady

The Two Towers
They took the Hobbits to Isengard.
They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard

Return of the King
They didn’t put a ring on it.
Return of the King

The Dark Knight Rises
The last best one before Ben Affleck’s best crappy one.
The Dark Knight Rises

Star Trek: Into Darkness
Benedict Cumberbatch has a nice voice.
Into Darkness

National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation
The shitter was full.
National Lampoons Christmas Vacation

Back to the Future 2
Hover boards.
BTTF 2

The Empire Strikes Back
Luke & Leia kiss.
Kiss

Return of the Jedi
Han realizes Luke & Leia are siblings.
Realization

Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows
Robert Downey Jr. dresses up as a couch and trees explode in slow motion.
Couch

Skyfall
Daniel Craig stands in a boat and goes through a dragon’s mouth.
Amazing

Casino Royale
Daniel Craig wears a tuxedo and a guy bleeds tears.
Le Chiffre

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