Since they announced the birth of Star Wars Episode 7 it has been my goal not to vomit from excitement, and then Anthony Daniels (aka C3P0) tweets this…
Screw you 3PO, and your inflated gold nuggets. I’m trying to keep my expectations low. Now, if you don’t mind me, I am going to remember all the other awesome movie sequels that will always be better than Star Wars Episode 7.
The Godfather 2
Fredo goes fishing!
Home Alone 2
Kevin meets a homeless pigeon lady.
The Two Towers
They took the Hobbits to Isengard.
Return of the King
They didn’t put a ring on it.
The Dark Knight Rises
The last best one before Ben Affleck’s best crappy one.
Star Trek: Into Darkness
Benedict Cumberbatch has a nice voice.
National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation
The shitter was full.
Back to the Future 2
The Empire Strikes Back
Luke & Leia kiss.
Return of the Jedi
Han realizes Luke & Leia are siblings.
Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows
Robert Downey Jr. dresses up as a couch and trees explode in slow motion.
Daniel Craig stands in a boat and goes through a dragon’s mouth.
Daniel Craig wears a tuxedo and a guy bleeds tears.