Back by my own unpopular demand, here’s another dork-induced Star Wars Christmas song. Grand Marnier, last year’s sponsor for Vader Baby, unfortunately dropped out due to other holiday commitments. This year, I settled for a $13 bottle of Italian wine. I think it was a red blend? Doesn’t matter.
If you haven’t had the pleasure of growing up with the song “Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer,” (the Irish Rovers version) I suggest you give it a go. It has everything you need to celebrate Christmas: family, Santa, gin, and death by Reindeer!
Here’s my Star Wars version, “Greedo Got Run Over by a Tauntaun.”