Star Wars Christmas Songs

Another Christmas, means another amazing Star Wars Christmas song. This year, it’s all about (or where abouts) is Luke Skywalker in the Force Awakens. We’ve got so many questions! Luckily in 24 hours, we’ll know the answer.

All I Want for Star Wars is Luke

Greedo Got Run Over by a TaunTaun

Vader Baby

Oscar Quickie 2015

Ah yes, the Oscars. Important things happen here. Dreams getting shattered mostly, and if you’re an actor named Leonardo, you DO NOT win (no matter how much “pretend” cocaine you snort).

Unlike last year’s Oscar Quickie, I made a mild attempt to see all the Academy Award Best Picture Nominees. I watched them alone, which I highly recommend, older men at the theatre feel sorry for you, give you free popcorn and winks!

Who will grab hold of Oscar’s gold nuggets this year? If you’ve missed the Best Picture Nominees, have a look-see at this little Oscar quickie and you’ll be caught up to speed. Speed. Now that’s a good movie.

Enjoy the Oscars amigos!

Pleats, Pumps and Princess Leia

Princess Leia Outfit - The Blonde Jedi

Princess Leia Star Wars

Princess Leia The Blonde Jedi

Jeffrey Campbell Shoes

This outfit, which also could be used at an uppity tennis country club (think Hilary from Fresh Prince), really emphasizes Princess Leia’s personality – she’s tough, classy and not afraid to wear knife pleats.

Searching in the stores for some time, I tried my best to find earrings that really represented the imploding of an entire planet/human race. How did I do? Have your heads exploded?

I opted for this mediocre wrap braid rather than Princess Leia buns which would have ended looking like sad little timbits on my mop.

Have you ever seen a baby deer try to walk before? You can’t walk in these shoes without looking like a drunk with broken knee joints. On the plus side, they’re awesome if you want to cause blunt force injuries to someone’s face.

Jacket: Zara
Skirt: Top Shop
Shoes: Jeffrey Campbell
Exploding Alderaan Earrings: The Bay

BJ Does a Toast

Q. What smells like burning plastic?

A. Darth Vader at the end of Return of the Jedi (link reference for the Star Wars ignorant) and this highly flammable Darth Vader toaster.

Darth toaster gets 2. 5 lightsabers out of 5. Points for the toasted Star Wars logo, deductions for the burning plastic smell now wafting about my tiny little apartment.

Star Wars Christmas Songs

Back by my own unpopular demand, here’s another dork-induced Star Wars Christmas song. Grand Marnier, last year’s sponsor for Vader Baby, unfortunately dropped out due to other holiday commitments. This year, I settled for a $13 bottle of Italian wine. I think it was a red blend?  Doesn’t matter.

If you haven’t had the pleasure of growing up with the song “Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer,” (the Irish Rovers version) I suggest you give it a go. It has everything you need to celebrate Christmas: family, Santa, gin, and death by Reindeer!

Here’s my Star Wars version, “Greedo Got Run Over by a Tauntaun.”

Happy Christmas!

3 Awesome Fan Reactions to The Force Awakens Teaser

These awesome reactions to the Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens Teaser Trailer were all kinds of colours in the Star Wars emotional rainbow. Fun fact: if you combine their reactions, taking the emotional guy, dividing it by the happy guy, and adding the other guy, you get my reaction.

1. The Cry Guy

2. The Happy Guy

3. And This Guy