Another Christmas, means another amazing Star Wars Christmas song. This year, it’s all about (or where abouts) is Luke Skywalker in the Force Awakens. We’ve got so many questions! Luckily in 24 hours, we’ll know the answer.
All I Want for Star Wars is Luke
Greedo Got Run Over by a TaunTaun
Star Wars business casual.
This outfit, which also could be used at an uppity tennis country club (think Hilary from Fresh Prince), really emphasizes Princess Leia’s personality – she’s tough, classy and not afraid to wear knife pleats.
Searching in the stores for some time, I tried my best to find earrings that really represented the imploding of an entire planet/human race. How did I do? Have your heads exploded?
I opted for this mediocre wrap braid rather than Princess Leia buns which would have ended looking like sad little timbits on my mop.
Have you ever seen a baby deer try to walk before? You can’t walk in these shoes without looking like a drunk with broken knee joints. On the plus side, they’re awesome if you want to cause blunt force injuries to someone’s face.
Skirt: Top Shop
Shoes: Jeffrey Campbell
Exploding Alderaan Earrings: The Bay
Q. What smells like burning plastic?
A. Darth Vader at the end of Return of the Jedi (link reference for the Star Wars ignorant) and this highly flammable Darth Vader toaster.
Darth toaster gets 2. 5 lightsabers out of 5. Points for the toasted Star Wars logo, deductions for the burning plastic smell now wafting about my tiny little apartment.
Back by my own unpopular demand, here’s another dork-induced Star Wars Christmas song. Grand Marnier, last year’s sponsor for Vader Baby, unfortunately dropped out due to other holiday commitments. This year, I settled for a $13 bottle of Italian wine. I think it was a red blend? Doesn’t matter.
If you haven’t had the pleasure of growing up with the song “Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer,” (the Irish Rovers version) I suggest you give it a go. It has everything you need to celebrate Christmas: family, Santa, gin, and death by Reindeer!
Here’s my Star Wars version, “Greedo Got Run Over by a Tauntaun.”
These awesome reactions to the Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens Teaser Trailer were all kinds of colours in the Star Wars emotional rainbow. Fun fact: if you combine their reactions, taking the emotional guy, dividing it by the happy guy, and adding the other guy, you get my reaction.
1. The Cry Guy
2. The Happy Guy
3. And This Guy
While all the pop culture media outlets are dissecting the Force Awakens trailer like a pig’s heart in a grade eight science class, I’ve been busy checking out all the awesome fan reactions on the twitter. We’ve waited a long time for these 88 seconds, just watch my reaction video, I barely have a pulse.