Pleats, Pumps and Princess Leia

Princess Leia Outfit - The Blonde Jedi

Princess Leia Star Wars

Princess Leia The Blonde Jedi

Jeffrey Campbell Shoes

This outfit, which also could be used at an uppity tennis country club (think Hilary from Fresh Prince), really emphasizes Princess Leia’s personality – she’s tough, classy and not afraid to wear knife pleats.

Searching in the stores for some time, I tried my best to find earrings that really represented the imploding of an entire planet/human race. How did I do? Have your heads exploded?

I opted for this mediocre wrap braid rather than Princess Leia buns which would have ended looking like sad little timbits on my mop.

Have you ever seen a baby deer try to walk before? You can’t walk in these shoes without looking like a drunk with broken knee joints. On the plus side, they’re awesome if you want to cause blunt force injuries to someone’s face.

Jacket: Zara
Skirt: Top Shop
Shoes: Jeffrey Campbell
Exploding Alderaan Earrings: The Bay

Star Wars Cast Announced for Episode 7

The cast for Star Wars Episode 7 was announced today, and I didn’t make the cut. I guess they didn’t enjoy my Star Wars Audition.

Here’s the cast of Star Wars Episode 7:

Daisy Ridley aka should have been me.
Adam Driver aka douchey guy from Girls.
Oscar Isaac aka douchey prison husband from Drive.
John Boyega aka no idea.
Andy Serkis aka Gollum or Smeagol … depending on the day.
Domhnall Gleeson aka the oldest of the Weasley children, also part werewolf.
Max von Sydow aka classic old guy with deep voice.
Harrison Ford aka in my pants.
Carrie Fisher aka teenie weenie gold bikini.
Mark Hamill aka whiny.
Anthony Daniels aka gold nuggets.
Peter Mayhew aka “Uuuuhhhhh Arrrrrrgggg Aahhhhhhrrr.”
Kenny Baker aka guy living in R2D2.

Star Wars Olympics

The Sochi 2014 Olympics start tomorrow, and the media is making claims that it’s already in the pooper. How can they fix this crap? It’s easy, just add a Star Wars theme! I do it with everything that sucks … just like this video.

Note – I forgot # 4 and #6 because I make great decisions and started making this thing at 11:30 PM last night. One of them was Lightsaber Hockey… and it’s as dangerously fun as it sounds.